Kontersprüche für Frauen

am 01/08/2018 von Vandale |

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Frauen und einparken, lass mich einparken.

Ja genau park du ein, denn Übung macht den Meister.

am 01/08/2018 von Grummel |

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Wohin des Weges du schönste aller Frauen?

Hatte heute Freigang, jetzt bin ich am Weg zurück ins Gefängnis.

am 01/08/2018 von hallo |

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Dein Hintern ist so scharf, wo ist dein Waffenschein, der ist ja sicher Pflicht.

Und für deinen schwachen Spruch ist ein Idiotenschein Pflicht.

am 01/08/2018 von Chong |

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Meine Ex-Freundin war nicht so eine Zicke wie Du.

Mein Ex-Freund wusste mit meinem Humor umzugehen, anstatt mich als Zicke zu betiteln.

am 01/08/2018 von Shadow |

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Du hast nichts zu tun, oder?

No, ich bin Single , habe meinen Job wegen meiner Spielsucht verloren, wie auch meine Freunde und meine Familie.

am 01/08/2018 von Vandale |

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Ich habe meine Telefonnummer plötzlich verloren, gibst du mir deine?

Das ist jetzt Pech, ich hab meine in dem Moment versteigert.

am 01/08/2018 von phaedra |

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Frauen gehören hinter den Herd.

Der Meinung wäre ich als Mann auch, wenn ich keine ins Bett bekommen würde.

am 01/08/2018 von Senorita |

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Für das, dass du eine Frau bist, gelingt dir das schon echt gut.

Danke, für einen Mann, machst du das auch recht gut.

am 01/08/2018 von hallo |

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Willst du mit mir etwas trinken schöne Frau?

Ja gerne, ein Brechmittel.

am 01/08/2018 von Jannic |

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